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[lockheartes]

New dnd warlock patron - the worm

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[xansheu]

a quick one

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[geddyqueer]

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

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[queer-as-city-folk]

Hope for the democratic party?

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[whichcouldmeanothing]

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

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[mrkanman]

i went to mad at you island and there was a single shuddering obelisk made out of an unidentifiable black substance where nothing would grow near it. so yeah i think you might need to work that out at some point.

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[captain-price-unofficially]

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[mapleejay]

I understand why they do it but it's so funny when adult cats hiss at kittens that have barely opened their eyes like bro that thing doesn't even know it's real yet why are you beefing with a grub

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[peter-aaa]

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[slugbus]

autumn/winter affirmations:

• 7 p.m. is not late
• your day is not over at 7 p.m.
• you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark
• 7 p.m. is so early

[letsnotandsaywewantedto]

• 5 p.m. is not late
• your day is not over at 5 p.m.
• you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark
• 5 p.m. is so early

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[skyberia]

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

[nieyao]

the comments have me in tears

[abowlofjellyfish]

[twiggies-draws]

@rogue-bard

It DOES have a sign. It turns on when it detects something too tall for the bridge. It even flashes. And the traffic lights will go red to get people to stop when it detects an over height vehicle so they read the signs. (note this lovely example where the lights are red, because the truck thought it was better than the lights)